
The
Independent Review
The Monday Interview
HUSTLE AND BUSTLES
Ismail Merchant,
one half of the prolific Merchant-Ivory film-making team, has
a knack for persuading the trickiest people to do exactly what
he wants. But, asks JOHN WALSH, are the results always
worth it?
When Ismail
Merchant was still a student at a Bombay University, he conceived
a passion to visit the northern province of Kashmir. Disdaining
his parents' concern about his venturing so far by himself,
he caught a train to Panthankot, from where he would go on
by bus to the Kashmiri city of Srinagar. But at Panthankot,
he found a sudden landslide blocking the road; there was no
possibility of any traffic going north for a week, maybe a
month. Any normal, penniless 19-year-old would have abandoned
his travel plans about now, turned round and headed for home.
Not Merchant. Striking up a conversation with three US businessmen
similarly stranded en route to Srinagar, he persuaded them
to charter a local light aircraft, and promised to arrange
a special discounted fare that would include his company as
a fourth passenger, free of charge. They agreed, and Merchant
set off to the local airstrip to find a pilot who would play
ball. He had never signed up a pilot or chartered a flight
before, let alone brokered a discount fare. But how else was
he to get where he wanted?
The
same galloping cheek has driven his 40-year career in movies,
as he has bullied, cajoled and charmed successive generations
of funding bodies into investing in Merchant Ivory Productions
- that global enterprise that has made hundreds of million
dollars, picked up a score of Oscars, and managed to be either
a benchmark of classy film-making or an emblem of heritage-industry
tat, depending on which school of criticism you believe. But
to be driving force behind Shakespeare Wallah, Bombay Talkie,
The Europeans, Heat and Dust, A Room With a View, Howards End,
The Remains of the Day and Jefferson in Paris is
no small boast.
Merchants
fame as a super-producer is not due to his eccentricity (as
it was with Sam Goldwyn), megalomania (Harvey Weinstein), or
toxic excess (Robert Evans), but something more appealing:
exuberance. He is legendarily noisy, ebullient, enthusiastic
and relentless. He machine-guns nervous backers with unshakeable
arguments, he carpet-bombs media types with invitations to
this party or that locations.
Watch him
working the room at the launch of this sort of memoir, My
Passage From India, in a classy Indian restaurant off Piccadilly.
At one end of the room, 15 display cauldrons of murgh, makhani
and masoor dal are seething, while at the other; a smorgasbord
of trendy metropolitans are behaving like extras in a film
called The Wild Book Launch. Here is Lord Alli, his
hair an explosion of corkscrewy white ringlets, talking to
the girl who plays Vicky, Pauline Fowlers errant granddaughter,
in East-Enders, while Rupert Gravers (who was in Merchant
Ivory's Maurice) pushes past the screenwriter Iain Johnstone
and Geordie Greig, the editor of Tatler. Merchant's
social acquaintance is both eclectic and enormous, but he does
seem genuinely connected to it. He wanders restlessly through
the room, determined to meet everyone who was shown up. He
is friendly and talkative, a little hesitant when he has not
quite got the measure of a stranger.
Meeting
him at this flat in a fearfully grand private court in Portman
Square ("Like a Calcutta palace, isn't it?), you encounter
the same combination of generosity and watchfulness. He makes
us orange-pekoe tea and chocolate biscuits, leaving me to wander
through his airy rooms, inspecting the Bafta "Outstanding
Contribution to World Cinema" awards, the piano, the bronze
figurines, the kitschy centerpiece of a huge plaster urn covered
in dried yellow roses and topped with fake lily-pads.
Although
I began our chat with the most appalling blunder (asking "How
did you persuade Helena Boham Carter to get her kit off in The
Wings of a Dove?", to which the answer is, sadly, "We
didn't make The Wings of a Dove. We did The Golden
Bowl"). Merchant lets me off the hook by recalling
Greta Scacchi's concern over what her Italian father would
think of her appearing in Heat and Dust with nothing
on but a mosquito net.
Merchant
deploys his charming, high-pitched giggle to great effect -
but a little later, you hear him on the telephone, addressing
a business associate in the tones of an Elizabethan conspirator
("I could tell by his eyes that he was lying. We must
discuss later what we shall do..."), and you realize that
this dizzying success has not been achieved without a ruthless
streak.
What had
he inherited from his father? Merchant answers, as he often
does, with a vignette. "My father was in textiles. He
imported them to Bombay to Manchester. The bales of poplin
for shirts would come in, they'd be opened in the office, the
balers would come, take a thousand pieces, go off to market
and sell them. One man would distribute the bales, another
would record it all, someone would come and do the accounting
- and I would watch this operation, and the cash box being
opened and closed, every day." And presumably, decided
that he wasn't going to be that kind of businessman. Instead,
he hustled for job, finding himself working at the Indian Consulate
in New York as a delegates' city guide, despite having only
been in the city for three days.
What's the
secret, I ask, of blagging your way into something like that? "The
secret is, you blindly believe in yourself, and decide that
anything you want to do will be possible. You tell the man,
'I want this job, I need this job,' and he says, 'Do you know
New York City?' And I say, 'Like the back of my hand,' because
I cant very well say, 'I have just arrived here.'"
But look,
I say, what if the man had asked you where Battery Park is?
I'd have said, "Downtown" says Merchant and goes
off into peals of laughter.
Merchant
was an avid film-goer since the time, aged 13, that he fell
in love with an Indian film star called Nimmi, a family friend.
At college, he haunted the Metro cinema, saw Gone with the
Wind and the extravaganzas of De Mille, and began to organize
ambitious fundraising events and awards ceremonies with Indian
celebrities. You can see the coalescing of all these elements
into a single ambition - to make art-house movies, set in India,
for an international audience. Did it mean that he turned his
back on the traditional Bollywood song-and-dance confections
as being hopelessly provincial?
"No,
I loved them. I used to sing all the songs. I went to cafes
with my friends and we made the owners play our favorite songs
of the 78rpm gramophone. I loved Dilip Kumar, a great actor,
the Cary Grant of India. I never turned my back. I was always
interested in having Hollywood stars and Bollywood ones together
in the cast."
Merchant
has always been good at promising to let spirant actors join
the stock company of Helenas and Saeeds. He was reported in
the press last week as having promised to find a little something
for Liz Hurley very soon. "Well, she has a nice personality," he
said guardedly. "And if there is a part, and shes
right for it, why not?"
We talked
about the role of a producer. Merchant is unimpressed by the
modern tendency, where "a man does not the absolute minimum
and calls himself a producer. A good producer rolls up his
sleeves and jumps into everything, finding the locations, even
finding the props. If a cup of coffee needs to be made, or
a meal, or an actor to be driven somewhere, Im there.
And talking to exhibitors, designing the posters, seeing the
promotion is right and the advertising..."
He doesn't
advise James Ivory about where to point his camera or how to
edit, but he's keen to emphasize that on their first film together, The
Householder (1963), it was he who found the book, commissioned
the screenplay (from Ruth Prawer Jhabvala, the third side of
the Merchant-Ivory-Jhabvala troika), chose the actors, and
found the location in the roof terrace of a friend of a friend
- in other words, the whole mise-en-scene came from
him. "As the Producer," he says, "I was ready
to raise the money, but I wanted to be in the creative processes
from the start."
Merchant-Ivory
has run into a few detractors over the years. The critics Gilbert
Adair once declared that the whole point and meaning of their
middle-period movies were the props - the cutlery, crockery
and napery in all stately-home banquets, the rolling grounds,
the long white dresses, the bustles and hats - and that nothing
else was being communicated. The film vigilante Joe Queenan
was commissioned by Movieline to watch the whole Merchant-Ivory
canon - all 22 films - in a few weeks. He wrote a savage piece
about the experience: "Bombay Talkie is the one
filled with a lot of corny music where the Englishwoman ends
up in bed with a lecherous adulterer played by Shashi Kapoor,
but there's no good sex. Hullabaloo over Georgie and Bonnie's
Pictures is the one filled with a lot of corny music where
an old Englishwoman totally dominates her young companion who
ends up in bed with a lecherous adulterer played by Saeed Jaffrey,
but there's no good sex. And Heat and Dust is the one
filled with a lot of corny music where Greta Scacchi ends up
in bed with a lecherous adulterer played by Shashi Kapoor,
but there's no good sex. Are we clear?"
I wondered
if Merchant got upset by the estimate of the respected critic,
David Thomson, who wrote in the New Biographical Dictionary
of Film: "Merchant Ivory is Masterpiece Theatre film-making:
prestigious, well furnished, accurate, prettily cast - and
bland, anonymous and stealthily interchangeable. Can you tell
one Ivory-ised classic author from another?"
"I
would say it's the very limited imagination of - who is he?
Thomson? - of Mr. Thomson, that he can't see beyond certain
things. If you take into account the entire canvas of what
we've done over 40 years, [...]
One thing
that Merchant worships, along with Edward Morgan Forster, is
food. He is an accomplished cook, a skill he learned in New
York when, unable to afford to schmooze financiers, bankers
and actors at expensive restaurants, he cooked for them at
his home, trusting that the intimacy thus engendered might
later be translated into hard cash.
He wrote
a cookbook, Ismail Merchants Indian Cuisine, which
was published in 1986 and has been in my kitchen, its spine
broken in 30 places, ever since. His signature dishes of Rajasthani
lamb stew and (his favourite) lemon lentils are sublime. I
enjoyed the stories of how he would arrive at the apartment
of a famous actress, bearing four plastic bags of ingredients,
commandeer her kitchen and knock up a four-course feast in
half an hour.
He has pulled
off this trick with some very unlike people. Sir Vidia Naipaul,
the famous irascible, Trinidad-born Nobel laureate, had never
given permission for any of his works to be filmed. But he
succumbed when Ismail wanted to make The Mystic Masseur. "He
came to this apartment," Merchant chortles, "and
I showed him photographs of the locations and cooked mackerel
for him. He hates mackerel, but I had brought back a tamarind
sauce from Trinidad and cooked that along with ginger and green
chillies. He tasted it and said, 'This is just wonderful. What
is it?' and I had to confess it was mackerel..." But the film
went ahead.
When Raquel
Welch agreed to star in The Wild Party, her agents worried
about the protocol of expecting "a million-dollar star" to
show up at someone's little apartment. Merchant and Ivory rented
a mansion in the Hollywood Hills and invited her to dinner
(roast lamb with ginger, lemon and mustard sauce), taking the
precaution of inviting her co-star, Perry King, along too. "He
is the most handsome young man, playing the part of the movie
star who is offered a part by this evil producer," said Merchant
in his best evil-producer manner. "Raquel met him and said,
'Dammit, he's better looking than I am!'"
And was
she an absolute pussycat after that meeting? Merchant's face
falls. "Actually, no, she was most difficult during the filming.
She tried to fire everybody. There was a scene she thought
should be shot in a certain way. James said, 'No, it should
be done this way.' She said, 'You're challenging me... that's
it boys, I've had it,' and ran off the set. She wanted to fire
me, the cameraman, and even James Ivory. I mean, it was our
bloody film.
"Eventually,
she was brought back because her agent, lawyer and manager
told her she'd be sued. Then, when the film came out, Time
magazine said, 'Raquel Welch gives the most brilliant performance
of her career,' and she became a big supporter. We meet her
from time to time at parties and she says, 'Boys - when are
you going to have me in your next movie?'"
Lifetime-achievement
honours have been showered on Merchant, Ivory and Jhabvala
in the last couple of years, but they're still working. Most
pressing is an original screenplay by Kazuo Ishiguro called
The White Countess, which they are going to shoot in China.
And Merchant is keen to film a novel called Jacob's Hand, a
little-known work jointly written by Aldous Huxley and Christopher
Isherwood - both of whom Merchant met in the 1960s, when they
were dabbling in mysticism.
It is piquant
to imagine the intellectual hippie Huxley, commissionaire at
the doors of perception, encountering the practical and money-spinning
Merchant. There's a curious mix of the earthy and the aesthetic
about the latter. Will he call the second volume of his memoirs
The Mystic Merchant?
'My
Passage from India' by Ismail Merchant is published by Penguin
(£20)